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Post scam emails to warn other rental owners, or if you are not sure if an enquiry is genuine, put it up here and see what others think.
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Has just enquired for our only free week which is the first week in June. ...apparently her father-in-law will be having his funeral that week in Ibiza and she wants to book :roll: she must have the gift. Maybe I will ask her what my future holds.

Oh....and btw, the last few scams I have had they are now putting telephone numbers on the enquiry form (though it is easy to see some are rubbish)

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That one deserves a prize of some kind!
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Mouse wrote:Has just enquired for our only free week which is the first week in June. ...apparently her father-in-law will be having his funeral that week in Ibiza and she wants to book :roll: she must have the gift. Maybe I will ask her what my future holds.
Nooo.....none of us want to know when it's time to pop our clogs or when it's yours either. :shock:

I was going to say something about it perhaps being more of a celebratory party than a funeral, but we're in public.... :wink: :D
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Mouse wrote:Has just enquired for our only free week which is the first week in June. ...apparently her father-in-law will be having his funeral that week in Ibiza and she wants to book :roll:
Do you have a nice, big freezer? Perhaps you could offer her storage facilities pending the big event :mrgreen:
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Post by Bunny »

Not the brightest scammer then!

Note it's her father in law, not father. Perhaps she has plans afoot for him.

Keep all her details Mouse; you might need them as evidence.

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Nice one Casscat :D
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Good Grief :o

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Nemo wrote:Nooo.....none of us want to know when it's time to pop our clogs or when it's yours either. :shock: :D
Actually it would be very useful to know - because then we can make sure we spend everything we have right up to the last minute and the kids will get nowt!
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Essar wrote:
Nemo wrote:Nooo.....none of us want to know when it's time to pop our clogs or when it's yours either. :shock: :D
Actually it would be very useful to know - because then we can make sure we spend everything we have right up to the last minute and the kids will get nowt!
Well if we end up in a care home, as none of our kids will be willing to look after us, they'll end up with nowt anyway. :wink:
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