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Essar



Joined: 12 Jun 2011
Posts: 3244
Location: Bournemouth

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 7:37 pm    Post subject: Odd Signs Reply with quote

"Illegally parked cars will be fine"

"Any cars parked in this car park whose ownership we are unable to ascertain will be donated to the MOD gunnery school for target practice"

"Kitchen Assistant required - Good English is essencial"

"The bar will be closed today, sorry for any incontinences"

"Please rinse out teapots, then stand upside down in the sink"

"On no account must hot bottoms be placed on the worktops"

"Please do not shave your privates over the hand basin"

"Ladies Toilet this way - door closed due to strong winds"

"Please dot not press knob with force when flushing"

"Please do not put anything in the toilet, until you have eaten it first"

"Sale - Genuine fake watches"

Sign on a shoe shop window - "Buy one get one free"

"Dick Payne, MD - Sexual health specialist"

"Throttleman's famous boxer shorts"

"Sawtooth Dental Care"

"Ocean View Trail this way (view obscured by trees)"

"This is the back door, the front door is at the back"

"Good woman wanted, must be able to clean, cook, dig lug worms, and have a boat and engine. Send picture of boat and engine"

"Chickens - Keep dogs on lead"

"Viagra Fencing Ltd - Having problems getting it up? - Bob can erect it"

"Ars Cracks Firework Company" (Bottom of the range I suspect!)

"Ladies changing rooms this way and viewing area"
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tavi



Joined: 14 Sep 2011
Posts: 2578
Location: Algarve

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

arf arf Laughing Laughing
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Moliere



Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 4592
Location: Magalas, Languedoc

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crikey! Bournemouth's changed since I was last there. Cool

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Paul Carmel



Joined: 07 Dec 2004
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Location: Palma Mallorca & Greece

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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