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Sam V



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:56 pm    Post subject: Should I know this? Reply with quote

I'm selling my daughter's 'old' oak framed single bed with a pull out oak frame trundle bed and the two pocket sprung mattresses on eBay.

I just been asked the following question

'When unscrewed, will it fit in the back of an Audi?'

The answer is:......
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... probably, please bring your own sledgehammer.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If not, strap it on top". Oh, and if you see a police car in the mirror, then give them a run for their money. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely the obvious response is "What sort of Audi?" If it's an A1,I would suggest not, if it's an A4 estate, probably yes, if it's bigger then very likely. Failing that ask him for the car's dimensions - it might at least shut him up while he works out how to use a tape measure.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He has an Audi R8
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cysgod y coed wrote:
He has an Audi R8


Not a f**king chance then! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cysgod y coed wrote:
He has an Audi R8

I smell a time waster.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All the same them Audi driver's - R8 = Irate!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Essar wrote:
All the same them Audi driver's - R8 = Irate!


I'm laughing, even if the others aren't, Essar!
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