Odd Signs
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 7:37 pm
"Illegally parked cars will be fine"
"Any cars parked in this car park whose ownership we are unable to ascertain will be donated to the MOD gunnery school for target practice"
"Kitchen Assistant required - Good English is essencial"
"The bar will be closed today, sorry for any incontinences"
"Please rinse out teapots, then stand upside down in the sink"
"On no account must hot bottoms be placed on the worktops"
"Please do not shave your privates over the hand basin"
"Ladies Toilet this way - door closed due to strong winds"
"Please dot not press knob with force when flushing"
"Please do not put anything in the toilet, until you have eaten it first"
"Sale - Genuine fake watches"
Sign on a shoe shop window - "Buy one get one free"
"Dick Payne, MD - Sexual health specialist"
"Throttleman's famous boxer shorts"
"Sawtooth Dental Care"
"Ocean View Trail this way (view obscured by trees)"
"This is the back door, the front door is at the back"
"Good woman wanted, must be able to clean, cook, dig lug worms, and have a boat and engine. Send picture of boat and engine"
"Chickens - Keep dogs on lead"
"Viagra Fencing Ltd - Having problems getting it up? - Bob can erect it"
"Ars Cracks Firework Company" (Bottom of the range I suspect!)
"Ladies changing rooms this way and viewing area"
"Any cars parked in this car park whose ownership we are unable to ascertain will be donated to the MOD gunnery school for target practice"
"Kitchen Assistant required - Good English is essencial"
"The bar will be closed today, sorry for any incontinences"
"Please rinse out teapots, then stand upside down in the sink"
"On no account must hot bottoms be placed on the worktops"
"Please do not shave your privates over the hand basin"
"Ladies Toilet this way - door closed due to strong winds"
"Please dot not press knob with force when flushing"
"Please do not put anything in the toilet, until you have eaten it first"
"Sale - Genuine fake watches"
Sign on a shoe shop window - "Buy one get one free"
"Dick Payne, MD - Sexual health specialist"
"Throttleman's famous boxer shorts"
"Sawtooth Dental Care"
"Ocean View Trail this way (view obscured by trees)"
"This is the back door, the front door is at the back"
"Good woman wanted, must be able to clean, cook, dig lug worms, and have a boat and engine. Send picture of boat and engine"
"Chickens - Keep dogs on lead"
"Viagra Fencing Ltd - Having problems getting it up? - Bob can erect it"
"Ars Cracks Firework Company" (Bottom of the range I suspect!)
"Ladies changing rooms this way and viewing area"
