Klint Bullock

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Bunny
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Klint Bullock

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Received this morning as a direct email. No thank you Mr B*ll$cks!

"Hello,

My Name is Klint Bullock, i am so sorry for the late reply,I had a
problem with my email account.I need to make few inquiries on your
Hotel/Restaurant/function/event center.

My parents wishes to celebrate their Golden Jubilee{50 Yrs of
Marriage} and they would love the event/anniversary to take place in
your Restaurant/facility. My Mum is Spanish.


We are expecting 65 guests including family members and friends. Date
of the event: October 26th 2016, Kindly check if this date is
available.....

Our budget for this event is 25,000.00 pounds. We would like this to
be a dinner event. Event Details > Date: October 26th 2016, Time Of
Event: 6pm to 10pm, Number of Guests: 65 people, Menu: A set menu with
3 course meal, Drinks: Red wine + Bear + soft drinks.

Kindly get back;
Mr Bullock"
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Post by Ecosse »

Ha ha ha, how many do you sleep, Bunny? I'm guessing not 65...

Love the catch-all 'hotel /restaurant /function /event centre'... really adds to the air of authenticity :lol:
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Post by annedab »

I think Bunny has a no pets policy, so the bear is really the clincher :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Anne

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Post by Casscat »

:lol:
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Post by Bunny »

Yes, but I'm tempted because his mum is Spanish. What's that got to do with the price of fish? :lol:
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Post by greenbarn »

Big party.... sounds like a lot of Bullocks to me.
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Post by Casscat »

I think our Klint might be expecting Marcus Waring in the kitchen for £385 per head. Or as his mum's Spanish maybe Ferran Adrià.
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Post by Essar »

Why would any child wish to celebrate their parents Golden Wedding when the 8a$7ard$ called him Klint; and with a surname Bullock. Should make a good country song "a boy named klint". :lol:
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Digressing slightly but the other day I was out with OH when we heard a man shout 'Come here Memphis'. We both expected a dog to come running but turned round to see a child. We both looked at each other, laughed and said 'Come here Slough doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?' Poor child.
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Bunny wrote:Digressing slightly but the other day I was out with OH when we heard a man shout 'Come here Memphis'. We both expected a dog to come running but turned round to see a child. We both looked at each other, laughed and said 'Come here Slough doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?' Poor child.
Poor kid... though it doesn't surprise me... I was at a 4 year old's birthday party and the host said, 'Has Maverick had his party bag?' I thought I'd misheard but sadly, no. And yes, before you ask, he was badly behaved...!
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gitemontjoly wrote:
Bunny wrote:Digressing slightly but the other day I was out with OH when we heard a man shout 'Come here Memphis'. We both expected a dog to come running but turned round to see a child. We both looked at each other, laughed and said 'Come here Slough doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?' Poor child.
Poor kid... though it doesn't surprise me... I was at a 4 year old's birthday party and the host said, 'Has Maverick had his party bag?' I thought I'd misheard but sadly, no. And yes, before you ask, he was badly behaved...!
Good luck to Maverick when he tries to get a job in the future! :roll:
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