have you pluged it in, er no and yes 
all ok. MOH always unplugs things which are obvious... to him.. others not on the same planet....... 'off every little helps us and the ozone'
One 'ozone' friendly male going to the highest bidder.
Charging for towels
Which reminds me of a panic call from the loveliest of guests, 'dishwasher broken'. We left the day they arrived,so no was fine two hours ago, ohh not working, have you pluged it in, er no and yes all ok.
MOH always unplugs things which are obvious... to him.. others not on the same planet....... 'off every little helps us and the ozone'
One 'ozone' friendly male going to the highest bidder.
have you pluged it in, er no and yes all ok. MOH always unplugs things which are obvious... to him.. others not on the same planet....... 'off every little helps us and the ozone'
One 'ozone' friendly male going to the highest bidder.
Which reminds me of a panic call from the loveliest of guests, 'dishwasher broken'. We left the day they arrived,so no was fine two hours ago, ohh not working, have you pluged it in, er no and yes all ok.
MOH always unplugs things which are obvious... to him.. others not on the same planet....... 'off every little helps us and the ozone'
For sale on ozone friendly male, uhm he is right.... but how to tell him, i'm in bed sleeppppppppping, leave all the plugs in 'till October
Aplogies not towels.. thread drift/
have you pluged it in, er no and yes all ok. MOH always unplugs things which are obvious... to him.. others not on the same planet....... 'off every little helps us and the ozone'
For sale on ozone friendly male, uhm he is right.... but how to tell him, i'm in bed sleeppppppppping, leave all the plugs in 'till October
Aplogies not towels.. thread drift/Why do people unplug and others not check , had canadians in the hotel the other day
" any magic way to get the TV going"
"well no it should just go ," (its the newest we have and the easiest to work)
" well not to worry "
"Oh no I will go up and check"
( this was all at breakfast in the morning) I went up and checked , went into the restaurant and said
" TV now working"
" Clever girl , how did you do that?"
" I plugged it in"
Sorry still off topic!!
" any magic way to get the TV going"
"well no it should just go ," (its the newest we have and the easiest to work)
" well not to worry "
"Oh no I will go up and check"
( this was all at breakfast in the morning) I went up and checked , went into the restaurant and said
" TV now working"
" Clever girl , how did you do that?"
" I plugged it in"
Sorry still off topic!!
In Spain
Ive written the instructions for turning on & tuning in on the remote control in a yellow postit[Just press this ,then That then control by blue buttons]
I know it seems a bit Janet& John.
[Ive actually got friends called Janet & John but thats aniother story I will bore you about at a later date]
but I thought I would rather do that than have someone fiddle with the tele controls & satellite contols[a men do] because they couldnt get the Tele on.
The punch line is ,when we were last there in July[bear in mind weve been visiting about 5 times a year for 3 years.]
My husband done his normal when we arrive ,straight to the sofa and put the Tele on.
I did my usual unpacking making cups of tea,checking everything.
He asked me about batteries,
had the back off the remote,fiddled with the Tele. went out bought new batteries,
found the instructions up for Tele & Satellitte[well didnt but got me to as he was stuck to the sofa.]
After much muttering and sighing and... we will have to call the Tele man out we went out to eat.....
In the morning I was up early[as usual sat down & turned the tele on & everything was fine....great].
Himself got up and said ..what did you do...how did you manage that...
I said I followed the instructions on the postit.
He had been trying to get it to work like the one we have indoors and thats why it wouldnt.[Its worked the same way every time weve been]
Hadnt read Instructions............ 
Ive written the instructions for turning on & tuning in on the remote control in a yellow postit[Just press this ,then That then control by blue buttons]
I know it seems a bit Janet& John.
[Ive actually got friends called Janet & John but thats aniother story I will bore you about at a later date]
but I thought I would rather do that than have someone fiddle with the tele controls & satellite contols[a men do] because they couldnt get the Tele on.
The punch line is ,when we were last there in July[bear in mind weve been visiting about 5 times a year for 3 years.]
My husband done his normal when we arrive ,straight to the sofa and put the Tele on.
I did my usual unpacking making cups of tea,checking everything.
He asked me about batteries,
had the back off the remote,fiddled with the Tele. went out bought new batteries,
found the instructions up for Tele & Satellitte[well didnt but got me to as he was stuck to the sofa.]
After much muttering and sighing
and... we will have to call the Tele man out we went out to eat.....In the morning I was up early[as usual sat down & turned the tele on & everything was fine....great].
Himself got up and said ..what did you do...how did you manage that...
I said I followed the instructions on the postit.
He had been trying to get it to work like the one we have indoors and thats why it wouldnt.[Its worked the same way every time weve been]
Hadnt read Instructions............
Hi All,
Getting back to one of my pet hates/phobias Flannels ..
[for Flannels see Wash Cloth]
Not sure if this is true but it made me laugh
...A Cautionary Tale...
Getting back to one of my pet hates/phobias Flannels
..[for Flannels see Wash Cloth]
Not sure if this is true but it made me laugh
...A Cautionary Tale...
WASH CLOTH
>(There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!)
>
>"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
>Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
>there was a cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available. I took
>it.
>
>I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
>around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
>have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra
>effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
>to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my
>pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
>myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable.
>I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in
>the car and raced to my appointment.
>
>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
>over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
>some other such glamorous place a million miles away.
>
>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
>effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
>
>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of
>the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
>
>After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from
>the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
>
>I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>
>She replied, "No!!!"
>
>(Now wait for it, this is too funny not to be true!!!)
>
>She yelled, " I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
>glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>
>