The lastest enquiry received , cant even read that i only offer chambre d hotes.Also february now has 30 days. Have report the enquiry to the listing site but is there anywhere else i should really be sending these enquiries
Hello,
Am Mr Paul Oxley,Well after seaching for a nice apartment all this while i saw you apartment rental wedsite,Well i do not hesitate to email for more question regarding you apartment i really love to stay in your apartment with my family for 2 month,Me and my family will like to know how you run this rentel,well We are on a vacation for the next year,well we are referring to that will wanted to Rent your aprt that you have for rent on a monthly/weekly rentel,Well the reason of our stay in you apartment it's because we are willing to buy a house in you area where the apartment is located,Well but before then we wanted to stay for 1 months,so i will be very glad to have the amount for the 2 monthly rentel and if you do not run monthly rentel we are as well ok by weekly rentel,Well i will be very glad to tell you that we are much interested in renting your home,well will like to have all info that you think real tenant will needed to know about,well we will be starti
ng the rentel by 1st january 2006 and febuary 30th,And as well while we stay in the apartment we will be making use of things like a trainning bike and laptops computers in your apartment i hope i can bring this items to your apartment?Well i have 1 kid and a wife and my self all making 3 in number,i will needs to know more about the house you have for rent,also i've already booked for those items down from a private seller that's selling them,also anything you need to know about me and my family,Plz do not hesitate to ask any question,Well also i'm non smoking and i'm bringing no pets,Well i will be willing to know the cost for the monthly rent and for the 2 months as well,Well plz email me with the full datails of your apartment,Well love to stay in your apartment,We are willing to hear from you today..
Best Wishes.
Mr Paul Oxley.
7700 Willowfield
Drive Richmond, BC
Canada V7C 4S7.
973 9463 8437.....
another classic
another classic
Nessie
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Christ on a bike, he bangs on a bit! But its nice to see he is willing to hear from you today.
You can report him to his ISP, But if they are using Hotmail/Yahoo etc they will just move onto another account.
If you have the time and effort and really want to piss him off, It can be quite rewarding, see www.419eater.com
You can report him to his ISP, But if they are using Hotmail/Yahoo etc they will just move onto another account.
If you have the time and effort and really want to piss him off, It can be quite rewarding, see www.419eater.com
Cheers
PC
PC
Re: another classic
The trash?.....Nessie wrote:Have report the enquiry to the listing site but is there anywhere else i should really be sending these enquiries
After Paul's recent challenge, I actually baited one of these low lifes last week and sent a friendly reply with an offer and price. I was actually looking forward to the reply, meanwhile devising a plot to get him to provide a photo with a straw hat, but alas, I'm still waiting......
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Joanna,
They are getting very shy on the photo front ( well original ones anyway.) I think it's because most of the real ones end up on gay pick-up web sites after the bait is over....and they seem to get a bit annoyed with this...don't understand why myself but hey, there you go.
Alan,
When a mugu is in sight. send him on safari as far away from his home town as you can! Tell him that your brother works in a Western Union office and he will make sure the transaction runs very smoothly for all concerned......and oops, after the lad has a couple of hundred miles under his belt, it just happened to be your brother's day off
They are getting very shy on the photo front ( well original ones anyway.) I think it's because most of the real ones end up on gay pick-up web sites after the bait is over....and they seem to get a bit annoyed with this...don't understand why myself but hey, there you go.
Alan,
When a mugu is in sight. send him on safari as far away from his home town as you can! Tell him that your brother works in a Western Union office and he will make sure the transaction runs very smoothly for all concerned......and oops, after the lad has a couple of hundred miles under his belt, it just happened to be your brother's day off
Cheers
PC
PC
This just arrived a few minutes ago....it's not rental related, so maybe disqualifies, but it would be so cool to make this one work. Suggested replies?
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sir Mark Thatcher [mailto:mktcher11@mail.ru]
> Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 1:53 PM
> To: mktcher11@mail.ru
> Subject: Can you handle this?
>
>
> Good Day ,
>
> Can you handle this?
>
> My name is Sir Mark Thatcher,Son of Baroness Mageret
> Thatcher,former prime minister of Great Britain.I
> lived and worked in Durban as a defence contractor to
> many african countries for 20 years.It is my pleasure
> to contact you for a business venture which I intend
> to establish in your country. Though I have not met
> with you before but considering the recent political
> problems i am having,I have been accused of planning a
> coup to topple the government of Equitorial Guinea and
> placed under house arrest without any contact with my
> associates or even my Mother and to make matters worse
> my mother does not want to have anything to do with
> me.
>
> I have decided to do these deal with you because i
> believe one has to risk confiding in unknown people to
> succeed sometimes in life.
> There is this huge amount of Two Hundred and forty
> million U.S dollars($240,000,000.00) which was a due
> contract sum i was paid by the Nigerian government for
> the supply of 120 f9 jet fighters for there
> airforce.I succesfully executed the contract and my
> contract sum has been paid into my domiciliary account
> with one of the prime banks in Nigeria,however these
> contract payment concided with my house arrest and i
> have not been able to redeposit the funds into any of
> my foreign accounts but i do not wish to do that any
> longer so as not to risk losing the funds to the South
> African government in case of any eventuality,I also
> do not want any of my business associates or family
> members to have any link to these funds so as not to
> bring about tracing of the funds.
> I have decided to invest these money in your country
> for security and political reasons. l want you to help
> me retrieve this money from the bank and transfer it
> into your personal bank account in your country for
> investment purposes.
>
> I will send you through my attorney in Nigeria all the
> documents you will require to retrieve these money
> from the bank,they include:
>
> 1.The contract award certificate.
> 2.The Job Completion Certificate
> 3.The contract payment approval letter
> 4.The payment/transfer slip for the transfer of the
> contract sum into my domiciliary account in the
> Nigerian Bank.
>
> Once my attorney has sent you these confidential
> documents You will be able to contact the bank as my
> business partner in the execution of the contract and
> they will remit the funds into your bank account.
> If you can be of any assistance to me l will be
> pleased to offer to you 30% Of the total fund, and l
> mapped out 5% for you to cover any expenses you may
> incur to see that my contract sum is transfered into
> your private bank account .
> Please do keep these transaction strictly confidential
> because of my security situation and once the money is
> transfered to you ,hold my part in trust pending when
> i get released,i will travel over to your country for
> disbursement of the funds.
>
> Due to my house arrest i cannot be able to speak with
> you but do contact my attorney in Nigeria,Barrister
> John Brooks with email: jb_lawfirm_uk@yahoo.com OR
> jbsolicitors@hotmail.com
> And his private phone: +234-806-396-9291
>
> Also send me for record purposes your full name,address ,tel and fax
> number.
>
> I await for your kind consideration to my plight.
>
> Yours faithfully,
>
> Sir Mark Thatcher.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sir Mark Thatcher [mailto:mktcher11@mail.ru]
> Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 1:53 PM
> To: mktcher11@mail.ru
> Subject: Can you handle this?
>
>
> Good Day ,
>
> Can you handle this?
>
> My name is Sir Mark Thatcher,Son of Baroness Mageret
> Thatcher,former prime minister of Great Britain.I
> lived and worked in Durban as a defence contractor to
> many african countries for 20 years.It is my pleasure
> to contact you for a business venture which I intend
> to establish in your country. Though I have not met
> with you before but considering the recent political
> problems i am having,I have been accused of planning a
> coup to topple the government of Equitorial Guinea and
> placed under house arrest without any contact with my
> associates or even my Mother and to make matters worse
> my mother does not want to have anything to do with
> me.
>
> I have decided to do these deal with you because i
> believe one has to risk confiding in unknown people to
> succeed sometimes in life.
> There is this huge amount of Two Hundred and forty
> million U.S dollars($240,000,000.00) which was a due
> contract sum i was paid by the Nigerian government for
> the supply of 120 f9 jet fighters for there
> airforce.I succesfully executed the contract and my
> contract sum has been paid into my domiciliary account
> with one of the prime banks in Nigeria,however these
> contract payment concided with my house arrest and i
> have not been able to redeposit the funds into any of
> my foreign accounts but i do not wish to do that any
> longer so as not to risk losing the funds to the South
> African government in case of any eventuality,I also
> do not want any of my business associates or family
> members to have any link to these funds so as not to
> bring about tracing of the funds.
> I have decided to invest these money in your country
> for security and political reasons. l want you to help
> me retrieve this money from the bank and transfer it
> into your personal bank account in your country for
> investment purposes.
>
> I will send you through my attorney in Nigeria all the
> documents you will require to retrieve these money
> from the bank,they include:
>
> 1.The contract award certificate.
> 2.The Job Completion Certificate
> 3.The contract payment approval letter
> 4.The payment/transfer slip for the transfer of the
> contract sum into my domiciliary account in the
> Nigerian Bank.
>
> Once my attorney has sent you these confidential
> documents You will be able to contact the bank as my
> business partner in the execution of the contract and
> they will remit the funds into your bank account.
> If you can be of any assistance to me l will be
> pleased to offer to you 30% Of the total fund, and l
> mapped out 5% for you to cover any expenses you may
> incur to see that my contract sum is transfered into
> your private bank account .
> Please do keep these transaction strictly confidential
> because of my security situation and once the money is
> transfered to you ,hold my part in trust pending when
> i get released,i will travel over to your country for
> disbursement of the funds.
>
> Due to my house arrest i cannot be able to speak with
> you but do contact my attorney in Nigeria,Barrister
> John Brooks with email: jb_lawfirm_uk@yahoo.com OR
> jbsolicitors@hotmail.com
> And his private phone: +234-806-396-9291
>
> Also send me for record purposes your full name,address ,tel and fax
> number.
>
> I await for your kind consideration to my plight.
>
> Yours faithfully,
>
> Sir Mark Thatcher.
>
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It is your duty to take this lad as far up the garden path as possible. As I said with Alan maybe this lad would like a little safari.......keep us in the loop.