Guests have disappeared

[greenbarn]

Perhaps we should start a list of what might be in it?

*** Elvis ***

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

[KathyG]

I'm going with raw dog food.

[PW in Polemi]

Perhaps we should start a list of what might be in it?

*** Elvis ***

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Don't be silly, GB. You know Elvis can't be in the freezer - he works down the chip shop.

[greenbarn]

Perhaps we should start a list of what might be in it?

*** Elvis ***

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Don't be silly, GB. You know Elvis can't be in the freezer - he works down the chip shop.

I know, I know - but I haven't seen him in the chip shop for a couple of months and last time I spoke to him he said he was off to France for a while......... Too much of a coincidence?

[PW in Polemi]

Bet he went there for the moules/frites, just as a change from fish'n'chips!

[greenbarn]

Bet he went there for the moules/frites, just as a change from fish'n'chips!

He just said he'd been offered the chance to really chill out.......

[PW in Polemi]

That's a really cool riposte, GB.

[Essar]

Staying at the Icebreak hotel!

[kg1]

Staying at the Icebreak hotel!

Nooooooooooooooo more! Perleease.

[B&B netherlands]

elvis.... i am reminded of the last visit i paid to the sister of someone who scoured the internet for 'elvis related subjects and belongings'...

i ended up sitting in one of the chairs that were supposed to be in one of the performers home - mighty uncomfortable, i must say (but worth zillions, of course)

and the fact that in albania, under communism, religious names were not allowed. but.. 'elvis' was! asking people why and if they knew who 'elvis' was they simply answered 'western names were better than communist ones, like 'star' or 'flag'... and they thought he was very famous and 'president or king'...?'

thread creep, i know... i should cut down drinking wine.

actually white towels here also were a nightmare. because of a white-blue themed bathroom, i simply changed to dark blue towels.

[Sam V]

Ok, I just thought quite a plausible explanation.

The guests hosted an event or occasion at WPs place and the event organiser/caterer brought the freezer and ice cubes for the event and was supposed to collect it before guests departure but didn't. Or something along that idea.

[PW in Polemi]

Ah come on SamV - that's too boring and reasonable! The dismembered body is much more exciting

[greenbarn]

Ah come on SamV - that's too boring and reasonable! The dismembered body is much more exciting

You think Elvis has been dismembered?

[PW in Polemi]

No - he's put his helmet on, taken his pills and gone with Major Tom!
As for the body, well, Inspector Clouseau should be called in, der-ham der-ham der-ham der-ham der-ham, etc. (sorry, no musical note icon ).

[Robin S]

Also gutted (wrong choice of words?) that there's no update on FreezerGate yet...