Lay My Hat

I received this job offer today, just in case anyone's interested (!)

Good morning Job Seeker!



Online job is a tendency today. Moreover, it may can be an interesting and profitable occupation that will also bear a lot of helpful experience. Our company also conforms to the tendency by providing a paying online job in the bank sphere.
When choosing the job you significantly benefit from this decision. Firstly, you are free to make dealings whenever you desire as the job is part-time and demands no more than several hours daily. Second, you may work from home and everything you are required to have is a computer with access to the Internet because the job is home-based. You will be given a brilliant possibility to establish priorities and manage your routine tasks.


It will be a piece of cake for you to get hold of the job if you possess:

* 1-3 hours available for a part-time job;

* fundamental PC attainments.


We would be delighted to provide the job to a candidate who disposes of the below-mentioned set of qualities:

* devotion;

* assiduousness

* self-organization;

* firmness of purpose;

* firm work ethic;

* a skill to meet deadlines;

* craving for self-perfection.


If you think you are well fitted for the job we offer, we advise you to address your curriculum vitae to us. Your CV is supposed to include your basic private data. We guarantee that nobody except for our professionals will make use of your confidential information. Adhering to the rules of confidentiality if the first-priority task for us!

We promise that it will take us little time to make a final decision. But, please donТt get worried if you havenТt got the answer from us yet. Our specialists will do their utmost to give a answer to you as fast as possible.
If you wish for a steady addition to your conventional wages and have an turn for gaining new experience, please get in touch with us right away. Maybe you are the best-fit candidate!


Massage was directionally by mailings Service company

Where can I apply? Sounds like just what I've been looking for!

I wonder what a "directional massage" is? And it's by "mailings" - do you think they have any femailings?


Mols

After replying to your post, I just got the job offer in my inbox.

It must be fate!

I'll send my bank details straight away....................not.

Sam V wrote:I received this job offer today, just in case anyone's interested (!)

Good morning Job Seeker!
...Your CV is supposed to include your basic private data. We guarantee that nobody except for our professional scammers will make use of your confidential information. Adhering to the rules of confidentiality if the first-priority task for us!

And I received a spam email which was entitled 'someone has paid me to kill you' (First time for me!) (But then I can only be killed once )

Maybe we should be careful with this. I was so taken with this amusing email I copied the text to some friends.
My mail was blocked on two of them - Hotmail and AOL - as unacceptable.

Can't think why, just thought I'd mention it.

Moliere

Couldn't resist the excuse to post this job opportunity golden oldie:

Helping Hands Rescue Mission
Oxford Road
High Wycombe
Bucks


Dear

Perhaps you have heard of me and my nationwide campaign in the cause of temperance.

Each year, for the past fourteen, I have made a tour of the British Isles and have delivered a series of lectures on the evils of drinking. On this tour I have been accompanied by my young friend and assistant, Clyde Lindstone. Clyde, a young man of good family and excellent background, is a pathetic example of a life ruined by excessive indulgence in drinking and debauchery.

Clyde would appear with me at the lecture, and sit on the platform wheezing and staring at the audience through bleary bloodshot eyes, sweating profusely, dribbling, breaking wind and making obscene gestures while I would point him out as an example of what evil indulgences can do to a person.

Last winter, sadly, Clyde died. A mutual friend has given me your name and I wonder if you would be available to take his place on my forthcoming annual tour?

Yours sincerely

Rev. David Jones
Helping Hands Rescue Mission

GB, wonderful! Thanks for a much needed laugh.

To complete the thread creep, but it sort of follows on from my previous post, a well-dressed middle-aged man is walking very unsteadily along the road at 3:00am, swaying as he goes. A passing police car stops and the officer approaches the man:

"Hello Sir, could you tell me where you're headed?"
"Shertainly offisher, I'm on my way to a lecture on the evils of drink."
"I see, Sir. And just who will be giving this lecture on the evils of drink at 3:00 in the morning?"
"My wife."