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Bunny
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Crazy instruction label

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I've just bought a lovely new large lounge rug for the cottage. When I got it home and unrolled it, I read the label underneath which says:

"Do not vacuum". :shock:

Well I'm not sure that guests are going to be too keen on me not doing that! Mind you, it's one instruction that I have no fear of guests ignoring. :lol:
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:D :D :D :D :D

the best sign I found was on a bowl of sliced almonds at a hotal buffet that said 'May contain nuts'!

:D :D :D :D :D
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OK, I've got my new printer inks, but what now ?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"This page is intentionally left blank"

But it's not though is it? :twisted:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by greenbarn »

Richard, looks like you've got the everlasting inks there....
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