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greenbarn wrote:We've got a converted barn, but I'm a bit concerned about the people making the enquiry - I understand the booking to consist of a highly delusional and very pregnant extremely young woman, her laughably gullible and apparently totally uneducated "husband", and their pet donkey, Colin. Colin appears to be normal, but not house trained.

I've subsequently received an enquiry for the following week on behalf of three gentlemen of eastern origin apparently visiting on an astrology sabbatical. Their "Agent" has promised to send an additional payment for me to pass on to their local tour guide and supplier of camel fodder.

I am so tempted..............
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She's obviously just heard about our converted barn - got exactly the same enquiry!
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Perhaps if you reply telling the, your surname is Pilate they may decide to book elsewhere?!
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Now Mr and Mrs Christ are thinking of a trip to the mountains. At least there will be snow for the Christmas cards :D
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They are obviously among the migrants flocking this way.
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HelenB wrote:Now Mr and Mrs Christ are thinking of a trip to the mountains. At least there will be snow for the Christmas cards :D
Might be they are avoiding floods.
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This is obviously one-upmanship. I only ever get greek priests wanting to stay at my place....
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Annew wrote:This is obviously one-upmanship. I only ever get greek priests wanting to stay at my place....
You are lucky, m'dear! They will pay the rent since they walk around covered in jewels like a Christmas tree; I don't think God had much money as His Son went around in an old long dress and flip-flops relying on generosity for His food and bed.
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I just got an enquiry from a Brian, should I be worried?
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Brian isn't the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy. Take an extra damage deposit :lol:
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Now I m started to envy you guys : I haven't got an enquiry from Christ and dream about an heavenly review from him. Imagine, can get more exposure than that! :D
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Isy wrote:Now I m started to envy you guys : I haven't got an enquiry from Christ and dream about an heavenly review from him. Imagine, can get more exposure than that! :D
I don't think He's gone digital yet and those stone tablets weigh a bit to, be careful if you do.
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Mr Christ went into the spam folder on Wednesday and I deleted his email just now.
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Orsonthecat wrote:Perhaps if you reply telling the, your surname is Pilate they may decide to book elsewhere?!
That is brilliant. :lol:
(The whole thread is wonderfully witty!! Everyone's on top form!)

I too feel left out, what with Christmas approaching and not a single deity, son of deity, or even religious figure bothering me! :lol:
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annedab wrote:Brian isn't the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy. Take an extra damage deposit :lol:
Love it!!
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