God wants to stay at my apartment.

Post scam emails to warn other rental owners, or if you are not sure if an enquiry is genuine, put it up here and see what others think.
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Fleur wrote:Greenfrog
Worry not, " Blessed are the Meek"
And the Cheesemakers.
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Recent review:

"Long bloody journey to get here, the traffic, the dust, the heat - I did expect some sort of starter pack, but nothing - so, had to revert to the loaves and fishes from the local chippy"

"My ar$e is killing me that sodding donkey will have to be traded in"
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further review;
....and as there was no wine left for us so we had to turn water into wine
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After their visit be sure to check the pond, they may have deposited a small baby in a basket in the bullrushes.
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Fleur wrote:After their visit be sure to check the pond, they may have deposited a small baby in a basket in the bullrushes.
Are you sure you're not getting them mixed up with previous guests...........?
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You're all getting carried away with this nonsense - the overnight high winds along the south coast have stripped bare all the trees of leaves - I suspect a plague of locust! (or it could be just autumn I suppose).
"Write something, even if it's just a suicide note"
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greenbarn wrote:
Fleur wrote:After their visit be sure to check the pond, they may have deposited a small baby in a basket in the bullrushes.
Are you sure you're not getting them mixed up with previous guests...........?
Think my booking system is totally up the creek! LOL!!
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Essar wrote:You're all getting carried away with this nonsense - the overnight high winds along the south coast have stripped bare all the trees of leaves - I suspect a plague of locust! (or it could be just autumn I suppose).
Like!
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Essar wrote:You're all getting carried away with this nonsense - the overnight high winds along the south coast have stripped bare all the trees of leaves - I suspect a plague of locust! (or it could be just autumn I suppose).
Verily 'tis the god of The Wind, sorely vexed he is and having an almighty Hissy Fit.
And Mighty is his Vengeance and Wrath upon the Leaves of the Trees, and upon Other Things.
And all shall know his Name, and the god of The Wind shall be called Mumtaz.
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East or West wind?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Just read this thread and my assistant came to check on me because she heard me laughting so enthusiastically!!!

The heavenly ones have not deigned us yet with an inquiry, but we have recived the one from 3 men of eastern origin seeking a peaceful holiday retreat...perhaps the "wise" are rerouting...
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