How Far Can They Push It.... Anyway?
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:40 am
I got myself caught-up in the great loo-roll debate this morning, viewtopic.php?t=24303&highlight= and am now struggling to focus on my day job.
We all have a different understanding of the needs & expectations of our guests, and so going the extra mile for some is heresy for others.
As a light-hearted diversion, and with reverence to the return to London theatre of the improvisation show, ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’, I thought this morning’s coffee break could be entitled “How Far Can They Push It.... Anyway?”, and go along the lines of:
Imagine you are drawing up a set of T&Cs which cover all the bases. Complete the following sentence with as much irony &/or sarcasm you can muster:
“We do provide X, but we don’t provide Y!"
Eg
We do provide some toilet rolls, but we don’t provide extra toilet rolls!
We do provide a garlic crusher, but we don’t provide a supply of fresh garlic!
We do provide beach towels, but we don’t provide a b****y picnic!
Over to you!
We all have a different understanding of the needs & expectations of our guests, and so going the extra mile for some is heresy for others.
As a light-hearted diversion, and with reverence to the return to London theatre of the improvisation show, ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’, I thought this morning’s coffee break could be entitled “How Far Can They Push It.... Anyway?”, and go along the lines of:
Imagine you are drawing up a set of T&Cs which cover all the bases. Complete the following sentence with as much irony &/or sarcasm you can muster:
“We do provide X, but we don’t provide Y!"
Eg
We do provide some toilet rolls, but we don’t provide extra toilet rolls!
We do provide a garlic crusher, but we don’t provide a supply of fresh garlic!
We do provide beach towels, but we don’t provide a b****y picnic!
Over to you!