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Xmas cracker jokes

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:08 pm
by e-richard
Here's my starter for 10 from HomeAway metrics:

In the last 90 days, I have had zero bookings. This is "Good".
So good, in fact, that I am outperforming 59% of my competitors.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:25 pm
by russellt
TripAdvisor have told me that, if i work hard next year, they will unlock my TripCollective Attraction Expert badge.

Makes it all worthwhile. :shock:

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:38 pm
by Ecosse
russellt wrote:TripAdvisor have told me that, if i work hard next year, they will unlock my TripCollective Attraction Expert badge.

Makes it all worthwhile. :shock:
And what on earth is a TripCollective Attraction Expert badge??! :lol:

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:22 am
by Marks

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:51 am
by AndrewH
russellt wrote:TripAdvisor have told me that, if i work hard next year, they will unlock my TripCollective Attraction Expert badge.
Makes it all worthwhile. :shock:
Give me strength. That is beyond stupid!

Re: Xmas cracker jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:16 am
by AndrewH
e-richard wrote:Here's my starter for 10 from HomeAway metrics:

In the last 90 days, I have had zero bookings. This is "Good".
So good, in fact, that I am outperforming 59% of my competitors.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
In the light of that, I had to go to see what my booking metrics were: Zero bookings in the last 90 days (but of course) and classed as "Good". I am outperforming 64% of the competition I am told. So I am wondering if there is anyone left who actually books accommodation through the HA/OD platform?

Re: Xmas cracker jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:17 am
by russellt
AndrewH wrote:Zero bookings in the last 90 days (but of course) and classed as "Good". I am outperforming 64% of the competition I am told.
Is there someone out there with zero bookings, and outperforming 100% of the competition? I'd say that deserves a TripCollective Attraction Expert badge. :lol:

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:27 am
by mmg
Zero bookings outdoing 72% of the competition here. When I had 2 x 2 night bookings in 90 days I was outdoing 97% of the competition. Go me!

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:44 pm
by FelicityA
Trip Advisor just keep sending me emails telling me how wonderful I am. But they don't give me percentages. However, it makes me feel good!!!

I suppose it is merely because I respond to enquiries within the hour. I do get enquiries (very occasionally) but I never book them through their platform as I am on subscription and don't take payments through them. So what would they know?

Re: Xmas cracker jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:22 pm
by AndrewH
russellt wrote:Is there someone out there with zero bookings, and outperforming 100% of the competition? I'd say that deserves a TripCollective Attraction Expert badge. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Xmas cracker jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:36 pm
by e-richard
russellt wrote:Is there someone out there with zero bookings, and outperforming 100% of the competition? I'd say that deserves a TripCollective Attraction Expert badge. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: