To be fair, my wife Diana does nearly all of that difficult front of house stuff. I prefer to lurk in the shrubbery smeared in woad and howl at the full moon with the dogs.You appear to be a lone male in female territory
However, I am responsible for pool maintenance and guests will often kindly volunteer their life histories whilst I'm trying to concentrate on the early morning cleaning ritual. Sometimes, I'll imagine myself to be a Baywatch six-pack man but then a guest will say 'do you know Jim, you're a dead ringer for that Bill Oddie bloke'.
Susan, yes I loved that History of Nearly Everything book. Cool.
Jim (Hasselhoff)