Scammer admits stealing??

[debk]

I saw this in my spambox this morning. READ THE LAST LINE.

john krallis <hamburgtravels@gmail.com>
to Alfanges

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May 16 (2 days ago)

Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Mr.JOHN KRALLIS, Director HAMBURG TRAVELS London UK, (ENGLAND)I have clients that are interested in booking your Hotel for their Vacation/Holidays, I want to know if the single rooms or suites are available for booking, They are 3 in numbers and want to book your single rooms or suites for the 3 of them as each will be staying in separate rooms, They will be staying for 7 days, Get back to me for the cost for your rooms so that i can get back to my clients for consideration before i proceed with making this payment to you with my Credit Card. Check-In will be starting from 20th JUNE 2007 Check-Out 27th JUNE 2007. Please confirm this urgently and get back to me for the grand total cost for the 3 rooms staying for 7 nights so that we can proceed further with this payment arrangement, Awaiting to hear back from you ASAP!.

Best Regards

john krallis Managing Director hamburgTravel

Address:hamburg House, Layer Road, Kingsford, Colchester CO2 0HT, England www.hamburgtravels@gmail.com
Direct Contact: +447024067595.
Guest Name :john krallis
Email : hamburgtravels@gmail.com

i am John krallis from londom, ( ENGLAND )the director of hamburgTRAVELS companys,an agent for, our hobbies is aranging travelers and our travelers to a place of very so comfortable reservations like hotels,lodges and also we do aranges hiegherable houses for travelers for their retreats,research training and to steal for their missionary transgression retreats.

[Giddy Goat]

if only he knew what he'd said Deb!

[debk]

I thought it was kind of cute. Here we have a young new scammer, wet behind the ears, trying to craft his first email (at the bottom)... and his mentor re-writes something oh-so-much-more respectable as the main text.

Can't you just hear him: NO, no, you moron, it's London, not Londom. And you have to include "UK" with "London" and "(ENGLAND)" because these people are really stupid. And use "Vacation/Holidays" for the same reason; British and Americans don't speak the same language. Mention credit cards, that always gets 'em. And "ASAP", they love urgency....

But this is priceless: "to steal for their missionary transgression retreats". Transgression retreats? What will their parishioners say?

All in all, I give it an 8 out of 10.

[Fil]