Lay My Hat

Windy wrote:Well that was my logic Stig.

Works for me.

If they cart me off to court I'l be sure to let you know

Yeah, please do! I'll come take a look and be the first to apologise for getting it wrong.......

As far as I'm concerned, I would take a leaf out of the big boys book. This is very clearly posted on the Keycamp (France)booking terms: Unfortunately we cannot accept bookings from single-sex parties or groups of young people under the age of 25. I doubt that they would leave themselves open to bei...

I got a tip from an American holiday home guide book to tell the guests to start a wash before they leave. I don't live on site but my cleaner tells me most of them do it. I figure any extra thing the guests do makes life for my cleaner that little bit easier. For those wondering, by the way, I 've...

Agree absolutely. We had guests arrive last weekend - bout hour later they phoned to say TV and DVD doesn't appear to be working. OH then spent three hours (that we had arranged to do something else) fixing it. The outgoing guests, then later mailed to say 'loved the place, but by the way the TV an...

We were talking to a couple yesterday, who live in a residence mainly of apartments owned by elderly Parisians. One of their neighbours complains when they flush thier loo. Not a thing they can do about it, but it doesn't stop the knock on the door each day when the neighbours are visiting. Inconti...

pambon wrote:Don't worry, the next time Manna rains from Heaven I will send some over to you Stig. Plenty for everyone at that rate

I'll await your contact!

pambon wrote:I too wonder how many bona fide ones end up binned

Well, all mine have, that's for sure!

Agree with all of this; I just didn't want to be the first to give the poor people another belly blow!

Its ok but needs work A bit blog like to me, more about you than the sites intentions Your pics don't do the area justice and most of the photos need binning No need to go on about Naples and Amalfi, its miles away and I doubt visitors would stay at yours with a view to going there, worth a mention...

Well, given the crap weather, I just spent an hour or two reading through some very old threads, from a couple of years ago, It was just a completely useless way to spend a couple of hours really, I guess. :lol: Yep...we met in Sicily I believe :lol: :lol: Hope you enjoyed our Bank Holiday weekend....

It's not to everyone's taste, Stig, but every thread has a silver lining for somebody - so, it's cool. Anyway the ST tells me you're off on a world tour with the TopGear team, so you must surely be looking forward to all that - racing your Lambo against Clarkson in a Focus . . . gotta be a slam-dun...

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enid wrote:

A bit like this post Rolling Eyes load of total rubbish really......

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The Stigs gone stir crazy with the weather! How do you play on line scrabble? I'd get more sense out of that than talking to myself on this forum!

Greenbarn wrote:I think all that head shaking has dislodged The Stig's brain cell........

Oi, remember rule whateveritis in forum rules!

la vache! wrote:I get lots of enquiries and bookings from dog owners. There was a Leonberger who stayed last week in the little gîte, I think he took up around a quarter of the floor space downstairs.

Was his name Bigmac? (Sorry, that was really poor, wasn't it?)
Leonberger..... oh, just forget it!