I got myself caught-up in the great loo-roll debate this morning, viewtopic.php?t=24303&highlight= and am now struggling to focus on my day job.
We all have a different understanding of the needs & expectations of our guests, and so going the extra mile for some is heresy for others.
As a light-hearted diversion, and with reverence to the return to London theatre of the improvisation show, ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’, I thought this morning’s coffee break could be entitled “How Far Can They Push It.... Anyway?”, and go along the lines of:
Imagine you are drawing up a set of T&Cs which cover all the bases. Complete the following sentence with as much irony &/or sarcasm you can muster:
“We do provide X, but we don’t provide Y!"
Eg
We do provide some toilet rolls, but we don’t provide extra toilet rolls!
We do provide a garlic crusher, but we don’t provide a supply of fresh garlic!
We do provide beach towels, but we don’t provide a b****y picnic!
Over to you!
How Far Can They Push It.... Anyway?
How Far Can They Push It.... Anyway?
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You sure it was for chopping logs? Family holidays can often be quite stressful. Did they ask for a spade too?mmg wrote:we don't provide an axe!
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"Them concubines can't stand 'em, 8l00dy sharpe quills everywhere and they leave such a mess"Moliere wrote:How very à la môde!PW in Polemi wrote:Oh, so you do usually provide the concubine,then!Afrique wrote:No Sir, self-catering doesn't include a 'concierge', nor a light supper and breakfast. (nearly put 'concubine', bloody spell checker!)
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"As for my amnesia, I've had it as long as I can remember"
Real name: Steve
Gender: Male