Mobile home honeymoon for six?

[Martha]

From: mryoung.mathew@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: HONEYMOON
Reply-To: mryoung.mathew@yahoo.co.uk


Belford Community Club,
West Street,
Belford, Scotland

Dear Sir/Madamme,

Could you please confirm availability and total cost for the dates stated below for 3 Couples from Belford Community Club, West Street, Belford, Scotland for honeymoon.
Arrival Date: 14TH JANUARY 2009
Departure Date: 24TH JANUARY 2009
3(THREE)SINGLE ROOMS OR
3(THREE)TWINS ROOMS OR
3(THREE)DOUBLE ROOMS OR
3(THREE)LUXURY ROOMS OR
Number Of Rooms: 2
Length of Stay: 10 days


ANY ACCOMODATION WHICH CAN ACCOMATE ALL THE GUESTS FOR THE STAY IN YOUR PLACE IN THIS PERIOD OF TIME..
EXAMPLES.....
1,FARM HOUSE
2,BUNGALOW
3,MOBILEHOMES
4,ANY ROOMS WHICH CAN ACCOMMODATE THEM IN TYHE PERIOD
Please advise availabilty. Moreover, what is the TOTAL COST in EURO or USD for the entire period? and the total cost however should reflect government taxes. As our policy, my agency will make a deposit for this booking via certified cheque, once availability and total cost is confirmed. Is this ok? Your prompt response will be appreciated and hoping that we could partner in the hospitality business.

Sincerely yours,
MR YOUNG MATHEW
Belford Community Club,
West Street,
Belford, Scotland
mryoung.mathew@yahoo.co.uk

[Lesblancs]

Sorry Martha, don't try and steal my business They are staying at Les Blancs.

Bobby

[Martha]

Oh well, never mind then. Did you put them in the single rooms of the bungalow, as they asked?

[greenfrog]

Maybe it's one of those Moonie group weddings and they want a choice of rooms, just in case the Rev wasn't so good at fixing up couples!

[Sue Dyer]

That's weird. My cottage is on West Street Belford and it is a couple of hundred yards from Belford Community Club!!!! (Not in Scotland but on the border!)

[greenfrog]

Sue, maybe you could sell them your place for the wedding party!!

[Sue Dyer]

I'll stick a tent up in the garden for them, they'll not have far to go to the club for the bingo!

[Titti]

Just received a similar one, subject line of email "reservation for couples"

Greetings,

We need to book a prepaid reservation for rooms in your property for 2
couples who will be arriving your location on FEBRUARY 2010. the couples are
coming for their honeymoon trip.and they have concluded to stay in your
property. The couples are scheduled to arrive as follows;


Arrival: 20th FEBRUARY 2010
Departure: 30th FEBRUARY 2010
Dates Required: 20th FEBRUARY --30th FEBRUARY (10 night)
No.Of couples: 2 (two)
No.Of Rooms: 2 (two) single rooms or 2 double room.

Kind Regards,
Mr.Gram Hocker
global gelcap Agency Ltd
345 Hoe Street, Wealthiness,
London, E17 4SD

[Titti]

and please tell me, does a place called "Wealthiness" really exists near London?