from OwnersDirect:
"Message:
i will like you to either call me or send me an email as soon as possible for proper negotiation
i will be expecting your mail or call in the next 2 min"
was laughing and sent a reply (don't usually - don't know why really) and said:
"haha. really. good luck with that."
message back today:
"i want you to feed me with the information needed to book for the apartment i mean the means of payment pls do this as soon as possible i dont have time on my side"
this one definitely made me giggle more than some!