Fireplace not to be used
Fireplace not to be used
Could anyone kindly recommend an elegant way of making it clear that a particular fireplace should not be used without resorting to a sign?
Thanks in advance.
Thanks in advance.
I had this problem with a bedroom fireplace ,nice little card sitting in the grate requesting do not try to light fire as chimney not in use.and a pretty fire screen.Rosie wrote:How about putting a dried flower arrangement in the fireplace and UNDERNEATH them a clear sign saying the fire is not to be used as the chimney is blocked! So there iis a sign but it is only visible when they move the flowers.
What did they do but light a load of candles in the grate ,wax everywhere.
I have now removed the grate and left it totally empty with a board covering the gap and the fire screen sitting in front.
Guests do some odd things that they would never dream of doing at home.
Just to be sure I have fitted a smoke alarm in the room.
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It wasn't particularly to stop anybody except family but my cousin in Argyllshire put a large old painting of my great-grandfather MacKenzie(a fierce looking old b-----) in the fireplace. My brother rescued it and it now has a place of glory in Peebles. Not sure what happened afterwards with my cousin's chimney.
On a serious note, don't put any blockage that's not visible. The smoke alarm sounds good but also needs to be accessible. I think the flower arrangement sounds good. I might go for a big heavy cactus! You could try a painted log arrangement or a big black cast iron pot (witches brew type). Another really nice thing is a chestnut roasting pan but that might encourage them if it's not fixed down.
We Scots used to say, "Lang may yer lum reek" (long may your chimney smoke) but there aren't many lums reeking these days. I can remember the smell of my Granny's peat fire in Argyll. Then we moved down to Fife and I HATED the smell of coal fires burning in the winter months.
Whatever you do I agree with you blocking up your lum.
On a serious note, don't put any blockage that's not visible. The smoke alarm sounds good but also needs to be accessible. I think the flower arrangement sounds good. I might go for a big heavy cactus! You could try a painted log arrangement or a big black cast iron pot (witches brew type). Another really nice thing is a chestnut roasting pan but that might encourage them if it's not fixed down.
We Scots used to say, "Lang may yer lum reek" (long may your chimney smoke) but there aren't many lums reeking these days. I can remember the smell of my Granny's peat fire in Argyll. Then we moved down to Fife and I HATED the smell of coal fires burning in the winter months.
Whatever you do I agree with you blocking up your lum.
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Greenbarn, à propos 'Kindling':
Some of our owners, faced with many with not understanding the word, have resorted to using the expression fire sticks or starter sticks.
But, despite this apparent lack of experience, we have yet to hear of any fireplace upset.
Some of our owners, faced with many with not understanding the word, have resorted to using the expression fire sticks or starter sticks.
But, despite this apparent lack of experience, we have yet to hear of any fireplace upset.
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I'm not sure if "kindling" is a word in common usage up here, I may be revealing my southern roots. I get it from our local garage (always in a used sheep feed bag) and he invariably describes it as a "bag of sticks". I must check - I might be known in the village as "bloke what calls sticks kindling".charles cawley wrote:Greenbarn, à propos 'Kindling':
Some of our owners, faced with many with not understanding the word, have resorted to using the expression fire sticks or starter sticks.
But, despite this apparent lack of experience, we have yet to hear of any fireplace upset.
We've yet to find a melted Kindle in a logburner; one day......
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