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Sue Dyer
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Location: Belford, Northumberland

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Post by Sue Dyer »

I loved the wording of this received today.

Dear sir/ma,
I will like to enquire about the availability of your cottage for two weeks.I will be coming in with wife and my daughter as i always want them to be with me despite being on an official assignment.please quote the price of the rentage for two weeks and the facilities to make use of. I will like to read your response as soon as possible.
Best regards, klose


I wonder what official assignment he has in Belford/rural Northumberland? :roll: How sweet of him to want his wife and daughter with him!!

This one was the other day. How many times do 4 couples go on their honeymoon together???!! ...in February? (in a cottage that sleeps 4 people)

I enquire for reservations for 4 couples coming for their honey moon at your property,I would like you to get back to me
with the following.

1. The availability of the dates
2. The Daily cost for the required dates
3. The total cost for the lenght of their stay.
4. Do you accept credit card payment.
The arrival date for the couples will be 7th Feb and they will
depart on 17th Feb 2008 ,Their stay will last for 10 days.
do get back to me with the requirements as stated above