Lay My Hat

I just received this in an email and it really frightened me! The original message was written by a lady whose brother and his wife learned a hard lesson this past week. Their house burned down... nothing left but ashes. They have good insurance so the home will be replaced and most of the contents....

Our worst experience wasn't a paying guest but our cleaner and her husband. They actually moved into the cottage and lived there whenever it wasn't let out. We popped in one Saturday night unannounced and found them with the central heating full on, a blazing log fire and they were both blind drunk!...