Anal Complaints 2015
Please be aware that the car park is for communal use by all residents in the property. Therefore you would need to agree that the bouncy castle would need to be made available for all the other residents of the property.
Your booking co-incides with the national Hammer House of Horror Society annual re-enactment conference who have booked the remainder of the apartments during your stay
Your booking co-incides with the national Hammer House of Horror Society annual re-enactment conference who have booked the remainder of the apartments during your stay
Have just been entertaining OH with this thread (...really too funny!!) ...
A recent guest from a big city, who came for a walking holiday complained about the dust and dirt on the walking paths and the need for "real walking shoes"???
A recent guest from a big city, who came for a walking holiday complained about the dust and dirt on the walking paths and the need for "real walking shoes"???
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Thank you for the ideas; unfortunately, I have my sensible hat on and replied this morning that she wouldn't be able to hire a bouncy castle and put it in the car park because it my get clamped for not having a parking permit. She actually replied "okay thank you I just thought I would ask anyway".Essar wrote:I have just had an email from a guest who has booked 4-nights during the half-term hols - "would it be possible to hire a bouncy castle and put it in the car park".
This is for an apartment, 2 adults & 2 small children - I have not yet replied as I will have a sleep on it to consolidate my thoughts and come up with a suitable response.
Any comic suggestions would be appreciated and maybe used.
I've just thought of one:
"Sorry, Billy Smart's circus is using the car park that week"
"Write something, even if it's just a suicide note"
"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise"
"As for my amnesia, I've had it as long as I can remember"
Real name: Steve
Gender: Male
"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise"
"As for my amnesia, I've had it as long as I can remember"
Real name: Steve
Gender: Male
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Anal complaints 2015
"The roads are too winding" (we're in the Dordogne)
"It's too sunny"
"These yoghurts have fruit and too much sugar: we want natural, sugar-free" - and when these were supplied, they heaped lots of jam on top.
Another guest said "The knob on the slow cooker has melted." It transpired that his daughter had taken out the middle ceramic section, complete with lid and non-heat-resistant knob, added ingredients, and put it in the oven. "She's not very good with ovens".
Still, it's make one smile (not in front of the guests, though) .
"It's too sunny"
"These yoghurts have fruit and too much sugar: we want natural, sugar-free" - and when these were supplied, they heaped lots of jam on top.
Another guest said "The knob on the slow cooker has melted." It transpired that his daughter had taken out the middle ceramic section, complete with lid and non-heat-resistant knob, added ingredients, and put it in the oven. "She's not very good with ovens".
Still, it's make one smile (not in front of the guests, though) .
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"We notice there are two squares in Beverley - Saturday Market & Wednesday Market - do you know what days the markets are on?"
"Yes, Monday & Friday - alternate weeks during the summer and every other week during the rest of the year, except at Easter & Bank holidays when they are the day before or the day after."
"Yes, Monday & Friday - alternate weeks during the summer and every other week during the rest of the year, except at Easter & Bank holidays when they are the day before or the day after."
"Write something, even if it's just a suicide note"
"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise"
"As for my amnesia, I've had it as long as I can remember"
Real name: Steve
Gender: Male
"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise"
"As for my amnesia, I've had it as long as I can remember"
Real name: Steve
Gender: Male
Sorry haven't quite grasped that. So are you saying it could be on any day of the week?Essar wrote:"We notice there are two squares in Beverley - Saturday Market & Wednesday Market - do you know what days the markets are on?"
"Yes, Monday & Friday - alternate weeks during the summer and every other week during the rest of the year, except at Easter & Bank holidays when they are the day before or the day after."
From guests who just left "Your fork is too heavy".
Me: "Oh sorry to hear that - which one exactly are you talking about"
"All of them. I dropped one and the plate smashed! I have never seen such heavy forks!"
Evidently, I have given them too good quality. Silver plated and yes, they are heavier than your average 'holiday cutlery' I suppose, but you are not supposed to drop them from a height onto china! (And if you do, you normally apologise, not blame the fork!)
Me: "Oh sorry to hear that - which one exactly are you talking about"
"All of them. I dropped one and the plate smashed! I have never seen such heavy forks!"
Evidently, I have given them too good quality. Silver plated and yes, they are heavier than your average 'holiday cutlery' I suppose, but you are not supposed to drop them from a height onto china! (And if you do, you normally apologise, not blame the fork!)