Lady G just stomped in muttering something along the lines of people from the planet Zorgon.
Telephone enquiry for this Friday for 2 nights. Via a listing site that has our current lack of availability shown.
The inhabitants of Zorgon obviously have a different word for "availability." And "August", no doubt. Still, it must be jolly nice to live on a planet where the inhabitants have such boundless optimism.......
(Actually I'm really just narky because it's raining and interrupted some jobs I was trying to do outside. Don't suppose it rains on Zorgon.)