The most bizarre things people leave behind!

[Guest3]

Just to elaborate on Jane's comment on another thread.
We've have had Viagra tablets left in a bedside drawer........and 'NO'... to the unanswered question which I'm sure you're all wondering!!

[spbowman]

I was wondering if you returned them

[Guest3]

Well...our cleaner actually found them and didn't realise what sort of tablets they were....and as the party were a group of men..there would have been an execution on the other side if we'd returned them! We also had to consider that the only address we had was of the guest booking the accommodation, so it would have been an unfair execution!

If I'm not right, I think hotels too have a guide book of what to send back and what not to !!

[Guest3]

Forgot to add that we have a 'nightclub' called Estark in Torreblanca which is really not a 'nightclub' but can be one, if you know what I mean

[Linda Freese]

we have a 'nightclub' called Estark in Torreblanca which is really not a 'nightclub' but can be one, if you know what I mean

No, I don´t know what you mean Crystal, please elaborate!

[Guest3]

Linda....don't know if it's your sense of humour asking me elaborate or not!! Haven't you seen the Estark nightclub on your way into Fuengirola

When we first moved to Torreblanca we told our Son, Daughter and Partners that there was a 'nightclub' just down the road...but found out embarassingly that it was a 'nightclub' just for men

[kteee]

We have one like that near us - it has a sign outside saying 'nightclub' and I often wonder if unwary tourists just wander in!!

[Alan Knighting]

Crystal,

Do you mean it's one of those place where you stand with your back to the wall?

Alan

[Guest3]

Don't know what you mean Alan...never been inside one!

[cromercrabholiday]

Crystal,

Do you mean it's one of those place where you stand with your back to the wall?

Alan

And if someone drops any money, the last thing you do is pick it up!

[Alan Knighting]

Don't know what you mean Alan...never been inside one!

Sense of humour says "Oh Yes you do."

Estark in Torreblanca which is really not a 'nightclub' but can be one, if you know what I mean.

If you have visited Estark you do know what I mean and I certainly know what you mean.

Truth is I'm too old and knackered to get excited about Estark, or your guests' left overs come to that.

Alan

[Guest3]

Alan, I have got a 'wicked' sense of humour ...but have to explain that Estark is really a gentlemen's only nightclub....there are burly bouncers on the door front to keep us ladies out, so have to say I have never put foot inside.

Anyhow...going back to Jane's salad spinner with decomposed salad (in another thread)..has no-one else had odd things left behind by guests?

[Alan Knighting]

Crystal,

Alan, I have got a 'wicked' sense of humour

I thought so but I am so relieved to hear you say it. These days one meets far too many precious people who have no sense of humour at all.

"Burly bouncers" is not necessarily the opposite of "nice boys" but there are those who would like to stop me from saying so. I wonder, why?

Alan