greenbarn wrote:We've got a converted barn, but I'm a bit concerned about the people making the enquiry - I understand the booking to consist of a highly delusional and very pregnant extremely young woman, her laughably gullible and apparently totally uneducated "husband", and their pet donkey, Colin. Colin appears to be normal, but not house trained.
I've subsequently received an enquiry for the following week on behalf of three gentlemen of eastern origin apparently visiting on an astrology sabbatical. Their "Agent" has promised to send an additional payment for me to pass on to their local tour guide and supplier of camel fodder.
I am so tempted..............
Nice.
Did you hear the one about the Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman & an Israeli - named Matthew, Mark, Luke & John; they wrote a bloody good book and forgot to copyright it! Evidently it's been copied by everyone and his dog, even Henry VIII had it translated into English and made a fortune making all the churches buy one. It's about the bloke your talking about and his mates and all the adventures they get up to, coincidence or what?
"Write something, even if it's just a suicide note"
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Annew wrote:This is obviously one-upmanship. I only ever get greek priests wanting to stay at my place....
You are lucky, m'dear! They will pay the rent since they walk around covered in jewels like a Christmas tree; I don't think God had much money as His Son went around in an old long dress and flip-flops relying on generosity for His food and bed.
Now I m started to envy you guys : I haven't got an enquiry from Christ and dream about an heavenly review from him. Imagine, can get more exposure than that!
Isy wrote:Now I m started to envy you guys : I haven't got an enquiry from Christ and dream about an heavenly review from him. Imagine, can get more exposure than that!
I don't think He's gone digital yet and those stone tablets weigh a bit to, be careful if you do.
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