It's goodnight from Seymour and it's goodnight from me

[Paul Carmel]

And the winner for new members is Brooke !!! Seymour Butts is at your beck and call...........name the day and date and he is all yours!!

[alexia s.]

"Seymour Butts is at your beck and call...........name the day and date and he is all yours!!"
Hey - what did Brooke do to deserve this? Leave her alone, Seymour: this sort of threat could drive her away.

[Paul Carmel]

You should see the second prize....

[alexia s.]

"the second prize....".......is it " name 2 days & dates"?

[Christine Kenyon]

I would guess that second prize is a date with Wanda ...... but only if you're a flat chested woman. And, you've got to see a picture of Wanda to understand this one. Come on, Seymour. Come clean about your woman ....

PS: Welcome back, Paul. Hope you had a good summer of cruising.

[vrooje]

Oh my goodness, I won something in my absence! Wheee!

So now I have Seymour at my beck and call... a man-slave, if you will...

...hm... I must think of something delicious for him to do -- but of course it must still be something my husband would approve! Quite a challenge.

[Paul Carmel]

For anyone who might be a bit confused about all this twaddle,
Mr Seymour Butts is our local child minder and all round good egg! He is the guy who I use as my avatar

[alexia s.]

My god, Paul! Do you mean - can you? - that the photo you use to identify yourself isn't you?? I'm astounded - and stupefied that you would admit to such a low practice. More than anything, though, I'm disappointed: the web is all about trust and when you pretend to be a kind old gentleman goling to the opera we all feel warm and comfortable with what you write.
Shameless bounder: will you have the courage to reveal your true self?
I bet you now leave the forum rather than answer my question.
Yours,
Disgusted.

[Alan Knighting]

Paolo,

You and I will have to clean about this. You may remember some months ago one of our fellow members, now long gone thank God, sussed us out. I am the monkey sitting on your shoulder in your avatar.

You can't keep a secret for long, can you?

Alan

[Paul Carmel]

Alexia,

I have seen that other thred and I an't getting involved!! Anyway I think people would rather look at Seymour than at me.

[alexia s.]

I knew you wouldn't answer it! I supose you want us to believe that those other little people whose mug-shots you've posted are members of your family!! Well, I did think that they were, so shame on you. That makes two Father Christmas's down in one morning. I don't think that I could stand three, so "Lisa", please don't come clean. Yet.

[Paul Carmel]

Ok you got me! This is the real me...........